Jezebel and Arnulet

Conversion between Jezebel (the awakened baboon) and Arnulet (the druid).

After the adventures left the hidden valley the two expressed their opinions.
(Arnulet) You were with them long than me, do you think we can trust these adventurers.
(Jezebel) They are a rough bunch. The sneering elf, Killian who smells like a human, can not be trusted. He is a violent unpredictable creature. We should avoid any future interaction with him. The sneaky lookin’ elf, Cliticus, only seems to care about the almighty gold piece. His loyalty can be bought or sold by the highest bidder. He is quiet, but they listen to him when he talks. I doubt we could pay him enough to secure his services, but we might be able to pay him to look the other way. As you know Hag are vile evil beasts that only care about themselves. This Feldra, is the most civilized hag I have ever heard of. She doesn’t listen to the humanoids and does what she pleases. We should keep an eye on her, I believe she will lose interest in the other humanoids one day and probably kill and skin them while they sleep. The only redeeming soul in the bunch is the little gnome, Van, quite a charmer. That one could probably talk a dragon into giving away all its treasure. He seemed honest and straightforward if we ever have to deal with these adventures again we should use him as an intermediary.
(Arnulet) I agree with your observations. The warhorse and the wardog said they are taken care of and treated well except for a couple of times when they have been forced to fight to save their owners. The few trinkets we gave them should buy their loyalty for the time being. Someday they may come back asking for more from us. We should be ready to dispose of them quickly. I think animals would enjoy eating meat again.

Another day closer to my vengeance……a day in the life of Killian Gil Ravdri

A fortuitous meeting, I find myself in a group of ne’er do wells, but at least it’s been profitable. It seems that said group has been working for a circus master of questionable morals and deep pockets and has been gathering up the escaped animals for the idiot. I mean really, what type of businessman lets all of his assets get away; maybe I should divest the fool of all this money he’s just giving away anyway! Well, at least the group is interesting, there an Elf, a Gnome and of all things a Hag! Now the hag and the gnome are quite interesting to say the least! It seems that this little gnome has attracted the interest of a beautiful human girl and the hag seems to be enamored of him as well! I have to admit that I find the situation interesting and have to take note of the fact that both the human and hag seem to look at the gnome with quite the same twinkle in their respective eyes…..I wonder….a well, I won’t tell the gnome that hags can change shape, seeing as he seems to be enjoying himself so much and who knows, I could be wrong….though I doubt it!
A well, back to my tale….after tracking the missing horses we encounter a stinky, smelly and rude little ape, I personally thought we should break the lying little chits arms and legs, but my companions seem to lack the proper perspective in things and we kept it more or less unharmed. It did lead us to the person responsible for the thefts and we worked out a deal with the ergo bitch that managed to work out quite well for us later on. Hmm…I think my companions forgot to give me my money, I’ll have to make sure I get it later, not that it matters at the moment, I can always collect the other way if I need to….
Anyway, after turning the horses in we ran into a little problems with some sheep fuc….handlers…so we decided to go on up and see what the problems were. They each accused the other of stealing their smelly beasts and of course the idiots were both wrong! It seems that a local dryad got herself a bad case of undeath…she tried to bugger a vampire and got herself impaled by his teeth rather than his…well, you get the drift….so off we are to find a cure and who do we go to…the ergo bitch herself…not a lot of help, but she did tell us where to find a necromancer that might be able to help, too bad the corpse fuc….raiser decided that to help we need to go steal some holy relics..oh well, it’s not my God and we need the stuff, so we can get some more loot…I mean help the dryad and farmers….ah well, it should be interesting and at least we’ll get out of this shit hole for a bit…maybe I can find a nice whore….or maybe I’ll just kill something….

Revenge shall be mine……a tale of Killian Gil Ravdri

Fairmont? What a shit hole!!! Oh well, I guess it’s better than being at the end of a rope. How did I come to this, I deserve so much more in my life…ah memories….It all started when that bitch Shasu and my ever some wonderful cousin Davyn conspired against me! Davyn, the golden, Davyn the fair oh he’s so wonderful….Well how wonderful is he now, while feeding the flowers? And Shasu, oh so lovely Shasu, who led my on and enticed me? I hope my seed flourishes well in her, so that she never forgets me! How could they betray me so, Davyn knew I was courting Shasu, the damned full blooded bastard! I bet he just couldn’t stand that an impure partial blood would get the fair Shasu, well he learned his last lesson well with the very arts he taught me! Oh the irony, the student bests the master!
Still, it should’ve been different and my parents should’ve understood, but no, they too turned upon me, but I will return and when I do, they’ll all learn…I will teach them all!!! Damn! Where’s the Inn in this damn piss hole anyway? There it is, The Icy Unicorn…lovely….a shit hole named after a stupid unicorn…icy is fitting though, damned aloof creatures….I wish I could kill one right now…..